THE NO VICK ZONE

You cats already know, i'm a dedicated TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS fan for life, so i kind of giggle at the Vick affair...he's already mad looted...so Falcon fans nah, he had to go he's in my team's division....but also i just converted into a dog lover with my wifey Alanna..here's our kid Diamond (shih tzu)
Oh yeah...a R.I.P to my friends (Paul and Allison) family dog Tori

updated version of Black man, White man and Chinese man

later in life, i really want to concentrate on writing screenplays...i know in this very race sensitive society, we have to watch our words, but as a whole we have to laugh at ourselves due to our chasms of culture...so coming to a theater near you "Black man, White man and Chinese man: the movie" ha!!!???

insert your different racial overtone adjectives as you wish...with this joke i heard

a _____man and a ____man are hunting in the woods. all of them are drinking. the___man picks up his bottle of vodka. throws it up in the air and shoots it. the ____man says "why did you do that?" "that bottle was almost half full?" the ____ says "in my area we have more vodka than we need." so the ____ man takes his cognac bottle and throws it in the air & shoots it. the ___ says "why u do that? that bottle was almost half full?" the _____man says "in my area we have more cognac than we need" then the ____man takes his bottle of beer & throws it in the air an shoots the ____man!

MICROPHONE CHECK ONE, TWO

Check one, Check two... i'm just testing this blog thing out....

that reminds me of one of my favorite old school groups (nix that, that sounds too, too fucked up)-Das Efx-back in 1992 for all you gentech kids out there, they were the shit...


Which unfortunately leads me to my first formal Where are they now? blog segment






Dray(the Das on your left, went solo in '06) and blood drained from my ears when i heard his record, dont ask me where i heard it from but you can buy it from the latter of the 2 companies (Disc makers & CD Baby) that helped(when i say helped, i'm talking about a John Stockton assist!!!) fuck up the music business !!!