Sunday, September 2, 2007

updated version of Black man, White man and Chinese man

later in life, i really want to concentrate on writing screenplays...i know in this very race sensitive society, we have to watch our words, but as a whole we have to laugh at ourselves due to our chasms of culture...so coming to a theater near you "Black man, White man and Chinese man: the movie" ha!!!???

insert your different racial overtone adjectives as you wish...with this joke i heard

a _____man and a ____man are hunting in the woods. all of them are drinking. the___man picks up his bottle of vodka. throws it up in the air and shoots it. the ____man says "why did you do that?" "that bottle was almost half full?" the ____ says "in my area we have more vodka than we need." so the ____ man takes his cognac bottle and throws it in the air & shoots it. the ___ says "why u do that? that bottle was almost half full?" the _____man says "in my area we have more cognac than we need" then the ____man takes his bottle of beer & throws it in the air an shoots the ____man!

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